12 angry men ima gangster, i drive a kool car

12 angry men

ima gangster, i drive a kool car. ima gangster, i smoke weed in a cigar. im rolling on dubz, iced out like hockey. i got got kicked outta Japan for drinking all da saki. fuck a bitch, gimme head hoe. they play this song on the radio all day long, so everyone can hear my gangster song. die! die u old Santa Claus, die! You know I thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good Talkin bout, Whats the reasons? Im a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch Then its, beep beep and Im pickin em up Valentines day has come back round, an i got this poem that some dark magic ninja found, its all for you an straight from the heart, so you better be readin this shit so dont fuckin start, gettin whack with these rhymes that im spittin, raising the hatchet i got while your head is fuckin splittin, i aint got chocolate, a card or nuthin, tried beggin in the street with my fuckin crack tin, only got 10 bucks which was totally whack, then bumped into my dealer an spent it on more crack, now im buzzin an goin at a thousand miles an hour, reppin all this bullshit you know i got juggalo power, gettin wickid an wild like vioent J from icp, im here bitch, LOOK AT ME! ECHOED FUCK, it aint you im goin in the wrong direction, it was a cheap ass hoe lookin for some action, read the rules, go oldschool, bust new flows just dont make me bust your face Im head of this, so I can say w/e I want you fools dont give me that, ya wanna take that back? dont even bring it up, just one ugly duck ya get the point, ya be ugly dumb nuts Sir SpamALot, get slapped a lot wtf is up with that, you better bark like a hog squeal like a twig, your raps too small you sound like a pig rap like a butterfly, and sing like a flea pick up a fight with me, and you gotta learn how to plead or blasted away, a pitiful disgrace, you must embrace they hardly rhyme, grrrr aint a rap word its more like a disaster power plant overloaded, you think youre loaded chernobyl disaster when you tried to rap, son nuclear meltdown, not cool, youre burning up not like a hot rapper, more like just a bunch of trash to burn re-read the whole rap battles thread, I see youve got a lot to learn mine make a difference, yours just get worse and worse She likes my rap, and shes reading this ya see Cath mehappiness, simple math After a long day talking to her, like Im no longer tired we love each other, so much is sure and like a diamond, theres nothing stronger so thats the reason I wrote this verse. get back to the whorehouse, and givethem some head you got that right, this thread will never die Rap battles I started it, been burning constantly since the beginning I am The Rapper, battle master, father of rap battles yeah you heard me, ya got that right been chewed up, spit out, and came out on top rap battles, living on whether Im posting or not we love each other, so much is sure and like a diamond, theres nothing stronger HAHAHA. so i was right, you are a pussy:D i edited cause i thought it was pointless puttin up a double post so ya see no rules we are breakin im jus makin the most, these wicked ryhmes are flowin so let me shred it, haha ya heard about it, comans tried it ya see ya, ma was posting behind your back oh im so popular and girls go crazy when i do the splits! a virgin now, and you gonna die a virgin too What in the name of fuck is this shit??!? We got some wannabe Slim Shady who comes off more like a Vanilla Ice ghost-writer and some moron posting up Jay-Z lyrics from Big Pimpin, hoping that no one notices. And the shocking thing is NO-ONE did!!! Well except one guy who thought it was Dr Dre. This is laugable. Stop this. For the sake of Hip hop, stop this now. Hard, cold, street, ganstas Hard, cold, street, ganstas I never noticed, I doubled posted there with my haiku pimpness. Yo Ill probably get a dissing, Cos if you take me on Ill beat you bitches to submission, to my emission of the words, these nouns and verbs, they work its so absurd, when i blurt it is berserk. and i need to jerk im late for work. this shit it hurts to spit this quick, i suppose in text it looses im losing it. ill choose to flip, leave you covered in bruises bitch. who is sick? diss on me, ill shit on thee, do a 360 and ill start to pee fuck with me youll quickly see what it means to peev a r337 MC. im so elite, that when we meet youll bow down and kiss my feet. so just lap up your youve just been beat. Any battle rappers in Basingstoke out there? When the beats trippin me. if your shits not for real. sucks that I hang there now and then. I know, I know, its some pretty stinky poo but I still gotta say I cant quit you! yo jenny, bang ya for a penny smoke a crack rock, then take a sip of hinny my balls are big and saggy too, vBulletin v 6, Copyright 2000-2011, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. That aint Randy Savage rapping. Terrible rapping and annoying beats? Im afraid no one wins these battles. Eh, I thought the Gaga vs Palin one was pretty funny Yeah, I was prepared to hate this from the setup, but the rhymes are pretty funny and I liked the Hulk Hogan one and the John Lennon one. I was skeptical at first, but all the ones Ive seen are really funny. Damn, the Vader vs. Hitler one is really, really good. Id say the Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong Il one was actually good. Funny impressions, some cracking lines. Some of the others were pretty terrible, IMHO. Seems like the jurys pretty split! I hate to say this, but Palin killed it. I was not expecting to enjoy that half as much as I did.